Breakfast: amish-cut bacon, bacon-fried cinnamon raison bagel, dutch-fried eggs and combo coffee. Whatever remained of the bacon grease was put into a small paper container with bird seed and hung out back. The squirrels promptly attacked the suet, at which time I brought out the slingshot. They only stayed away for 5 minutes but that was enough time for Woody Woodpecker to appear and the squirrels don’t mess with that redheaded bird.
Lunch: one fausnaght left over from fat tuesday.
Dinner: not yet served but the MIL is joining us so I have to stay away from extreme eating. Pork loin in hickory sauce (a south mountain fave), mixed Birds-Eye veggies, baked Amish red potatoes, cuban bread, and parfait jello. Will probably serve a nice Kendall Jackson merlot and water with it. Desert is not yet determined but it will be served with some nice Dean & DeLuca coffee. Yes, I grind the beans.
Good thing I ran today. The way I eat during the winter is enough to make a spectator get chunky.
UPDATE: went with fresh carrots instead of the Birds-Eye. Skipped the parfait jell-o; substituted fresh cut pineapple. Went with a nice Australian merlot instead of the California brand. Desert was freshmade donuts.
8 Comments
March 4, 2007 at 6:27 am
Being that I live in Texas, I have no idea what you mean when you refer to things being Amish…I’m just guessing your bacon and potatoes are highly religious and without electricity.
First I was surprised you’re human, then a man, then a dad, then a married man…what’s next? Are you really my next door neighbor?
March 4, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Good lord, no.
My closest neighbor is totally whacked out.
March 27, 2007 at 4:54 am
I’m posting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down here to hide my comment. You are a bad cat. Ironman wigged out when he saw your comment today. I explained that I didn’t think you were saying you wanted to see ME without a bikini, you just would prefer to see a picture of a naked woman than the gross one of the guy with the monkey. Right? Right? Right! No more litter box changes for you!
March 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
hahahahahaaaaa…
you can run but you can’t hide.
yes. equal time. iffn yer gonna gross us out then you’ve also gotta entertain us with the jigglies. kinda like what becky does when she puts up those randy pics. …
the monkeythingie is kinda unique.
the blue cat is sick. i like that about you.
March 27, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Whew! If it comes up again with him, I’ll have an explanation.
I’m glad you found some value in my pics.
Here are some “jigglies” of sorts for you. That word gives me the heebies. Enjoy!
http://colinak.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fat-bikini.jpg
March 27, 2007 at 7:13 pm
aarrrgggghhhhh…
I’ve seen it before.
blech!
I’d rather look at Donald Trump’s comb over. …
March 28, 2007 at 4:08 am
Heh heh! She’s got lots to jiggle though!
October 9, 2007 at 4:30 pm
i want some of that bring it