Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the…
No. Wait.
That does not sound right.
Let’s try this from Walt Handelsman.
“Take me out to the Newstand…
“Feed me gossip and shame…
“What’s up with anna nicole’s DNA…
“Is twitney spears wearing panties today…
“Give me dirt on paris and lindsay…
“Don Imus going down in flaaaaaames…
“Thanks to tom cruise and [...]