For the first time in my existence as a blogger, I’ve been tagged with a meme. I suppose it’s a different version of a chain letter, but who cares? My tag comes courtesy of http://Eastcoastlife.blogspot.com and I do encourage readers (who are you silent lurkers, anyways??) to visit her site and read her Singaporean take on life’s little surprises.
Layer One:On The Outside
Name : sauerkraut
Birth Date : sometime in 2008
Current status : taken
Eye Colour :grey-blue
Hair Colour : blond
Righty or Lefty : righty
Layer Two :On The Inside
Your Heritage : german
Your Fears : hillary clinton becomes president
Your Weakness : coffee
Your Perfect Pizza : Bertucci’s Sporkie
Layer Three :Yesterday, Today , Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First thing when I wake up : what the hell time is it?
Your Bedtime : after everyone else is asleep
Your Most Missed Memory : Lonni Stern’s life
Layer Four : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : coke-a-cola
McDonald’s or Burger King : blech!
Single or Group Dates : what is a date?
Adidas or Nike : Nike
Tea or Nestea : Arizona Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
Cappucino or Coffee : 2/3 cappucino with 1/3 french coffee is my afternoon drink
Layer Five : Do You..
Smoke : no
Curse: only when the bleeping squirrels piss me off.
Take a shower : Nearly every day.
Have a crush : super-secret crush on Joan Jett and Shakira
Think you’ve been in love: hell yes. what the world needs now, is love, sweet love. Okay, so shoot me.
Go to school : sometimes
Want to get married : Herself will not allow me to have another wife. At times, Herself is 5 wives too many. Plus, I am not mormon or arabic.
Believe in yourself : usually
Think you’re a health freak : I think so, my belly says otherwise.
Layer Six : In The Past Month
Drank alcohol : Rarely
Gone to the mall : unfortunately, yes
Been on stage : no
Eaten sushi : I dislike raw fish
Dyed your hair : real men do not dye their hair.
Layer Seven : Have You Ever..
Played A Stripping Game : (cough)
Changed Who You Were To Fit In : Not in a long time.
Layer Eight : Age
You’re Hoping To Be Married : too late.
Layer Nine : In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour : Hazel
Best Hair Colour : I prefer blondes but have the best luck with a nice jewish head of hair.
Short Hair or Long Hair : prefer neck/shoulder length
Layer Ten : What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago : farting
1 Hour Ago : eating chinese food
4.5 Hours Ago : throwing golf balls at a squirrel
1 Month Ago : reading The Primal Teen by Barbara Strauch
1 Year Ago: putting together training schedules for kids I coach
Layer Eleven : Finish The Sentence
I Love : rock and roll
I Feel : like making… bacon
I Hate : osama “the coward” bin laden
I Hide : my turds in the litterbox
I Need : a new or younger brain. Or, in the alternative, a good swift kick in the arse.
Layer Twelve : Tag five people..
First five readers on this site. Make yourselves known, lurkers. Meow!
7 Comments
April 25, 2007 at 8:02 pm
whoa! That was funny, sauerkraut!
You’re a German! And you have never been on a date! LOL….
Well, know more about you now. hehe… interesting.
Sorry about not being able to comment anonymously on my blog, I have to switch it off until I know how to catch the irritating anonymous people who kept leaving mean messages on my posts. Bear with me for a while.
You’re very nice! *Hugs*
April 26, 2007 at 3:56 am
Ha ha! I laughed really loud when I read what you hide. Took me off guard.
That’s your first tag??? If I had known that before, you’d be sorry you mentioned it.
I’m so bummed! I thought you were going to give us REAL info! …though I’m pretty sure some of that was probably accurate…at least the fart part.
April 26, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I love that you were farting!!! Thanks for sharing that.
June 6, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Interesting tag. On “Righty or Lefty”, at first I thought it was referring to left-wing or right-wing politics, but after 10 secs, slaps forehead… “Oh yeah, it’s the hand, you schlub.”
June 8, 2007 at 8:53 pm
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December 23, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Well said. I would be happy to read anything else you might contribute on this subject.
December 26, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Yeah, okay, Phillip. I went to your website because I was wondering why someone would comment 9 months after I posted this item. And I wondered why you “would be happy to ready anything else [I] might contribute to this subject.”
spammer speak for “hey bring traffic to my site.”
Wonderful, Phillip. For that, I am disabling the link on your name. No one is going to your commercial site. Zilch, nada, none.
Have a nice day.